BAD IDEA
If Portugal wins the World Cup, can I miss work for a week?
No, Portugal winning the World Cup doesn’t magically grant you a week off work without approval.
It’s adorable you think Portugal's victory automatically buys you a week off work. Unless your boss is a die-hard fan willing to skip reality, you’ll still need to request time off like a responsible adult. Celebrations are awesome but skipping work without permission is just asking for trouble.