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Can I stop a football game and run across the field?
No, unless you want a stadium full of angry guards escorting you off the pitch.
Can I go outside and yell fuck off to everyone?
Yes, you can—but expect the universe to return the favor with some rowdy consequences.
Can I go out on the street wearing a bikini since I am going to the beach and it is no problem?
Yes, if you love starring in public auditions of 'Can You Handle a Bikini?' Spoiler: social norms might disagree.
Is it a red flag to reply to messages quickly?
No, replying fast isn’t inherently suspicious, but if you’re a robot, it might freak people out.
Can I put "survived useless meetings" on my resume?
No, unless you want HR to wonder if you graduate top of the sarcasm class.
Can I alone?
Yes, but brace yourself for being 'that person' no one warned you about.
Can I leave the mall food tray on the table claiming I don't want to take people's jobs?
No, leaving your tray as a 'favor' to staff is just inventing busywork and gross behavior.
Can I pretend to be sick and skip work?
Yes, you can pretend to be sick and skip work — if you want to risk your reputation, trust, and maybe your job.
Should political debates have VAR like in football?
Sure, because nothing says 'trustworthy politics' like a referee reviewing your fibs live on TV.
Is Iran going to the World Cup wearing burkas?
No, Iran's football team won't be playing in burkas. That would be a world cup of fashion disasters, not football.
How long do I have to talk to my boss before I become a suck-up?
Talking enough to your boss can quickly turn you into a suck-up, but there's no set time—try too hard and you'll get there fast.
Can I bark at people if I feel like a dog?
Sure, you can bark at people. Just don’t be surprised if they call animal control on you.