social.ideas.sucks
Social
Work chats, group chats, parties, and other public self-sabotage.
Freshly judged nonsense
Why are most football players unfaithful?
Because juggling multiple fans is part of the 'game' off the pitch, apparently.
Is Iran going to the World Cup wearing burkas?
No, Iran's football team won't be playing in burkas. That would be a world cup of fashion disasters, not football.
How long do I have to talk to my boss before I become a suck-up?
Talking enough to your boss can quickly turn you into a suck-up, but there's no set time—try too hard and you'll get there fast.
Can I alone?
Yes, but brace yourself for being 'that person' no one warned you about.
Can I call someone far right a venturinha?
You can, but expect a verbal slapback unless you’re fun at parties.
Can I bark at people if I feel like a dog?
Sure, you can bark at people. Just don’t be surprised if they call animal control on you.
I have a dumb friend, can I do anything to help him?
Sure, but if he's dumb enough, your brain might start hurting instead.
Can I eat boogers?
You technically can, but please don’t—it’s a disgusting habit, not a snack.
Should I reply all to insult my boss?
No. Reply all is not a therapist; it is a career trebuchet.