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Can I pretend to be sick and skip work?
Yes, you can pretend to be sick and skip work — if you want to risk your reputation, trust, and maybe your job.
Can I go outside and yell fuck off to everyone?
Yes, you can—but expect the universe to return the favor with some rowdy consequences.
How long do I have to talk to my boss before I become a suck-up?
Talking enough to your boss can quickly turn you into a suck-up, but there's no set time—try too hard and you'll get there fast.
Can I bark at people if I feel like a dog?
Sure, you can bark at people. Just don’t be surprised if they call animal control on you.
Is there anything worse than being a member of PS? Or Chega?
Yes, there are worse things than being from PS or Chega—like actually caring enough to argue about it online.
Can I leave the mall food tray on the table claiming I don't want to take people's jobs?
No, leaving your tray as a 'favor' to staff is just inventing busywork and gross behavior.
Can I alone?
Yes, but brace yourself for being 'that person' no one warned you about.
Can I go out on the street wearing a bikini since I am going to the beach and it is no problem?
Yes, if you love starring in public auditions of 'Can You Handle a Bikini?' Spoiler: social norms might disagree.
How many votes is Faria worth in PSD?
Faria's vote count? Enough to sway some opinions, but don't expect a landslide from the guy alone.
How many votes does "bugalho" take from PSD?
Bugalho stealing PSD votes? Probably just enough to annoy, not enough to win anything.
How do I speak without stuttering?
Stop overthinking every word, or you'll end up tripping over your tongue like a toddler on roller skates.
Give me a kiss
Sure, if you want to risk an awkward moment or a slap.